Swimmingly Succulent Seafood Salad Sub

Just because you're on a car camper's budget doesn't mean you can't eat well without rummaging through a dumpster for some gourmet vittles - though that by no means is frowned upon here. Transport yourself to a place where you can actually hear the waves crash and feel the sea breeze with the first of many menu items from Economy Car Cafe.

Ingredients:
1 package Imitation Crab
3 packets Mayonnaise
2 Tbsp. Dill Relish
1 loaf French Bread
Salt and Pepper to taste

Break krab down to desired texture. Mix in mayo, relish, salt, and pepper. Slice a good-sized end off the bread and hollow it out. Stuff with mounds of maritime mixture and munch merrily!

The grand total for the imitation crab ($1.25 at Tops Market), relish ($1.29 at Wegmans grocery store), and bread ($1.25 at Wal-Mart Supercenter) comes to $3.79 for at least two healthy servings, with bread and relish to spare for your next awesome, auto-based meal. Get your mayo, salt, and pepper free at any grocery store deli or fast food joint (load up on these; you can never have too many condiments).